I thought it would be only fair to set the record straight. Every single day is not all roses around here. In fact, it is only 10:42am, and it is turning out to be one of those days.

I have already been covered in explosive, green poo- not once, but twice. I have also been peed on, and so has my couch. My cat puked in the middle of the carpeted hallway. My toddler has tantrumed more times than I can count, and is in her room screaming right now. For no apparent reason. I nursed almost non-stop last night (meaning no sleep), and this morning, because I think munchkin is going through a growth-spurt. She is always hungry, never satisfied, and crying almost as much as her older sister.

So, there ya have it. We have good days around here, and bad ones too. Just to even it all out.