My hot husband is in the kitchen making chocolate chip cookies for me as I type this. He's great. I was whining how there were no sweets in the house. Because even though I went grocery shopping today, I was such a good girl and passed the cookie aisle AND the ice cream aisle without stopping. Well, I also had a screaming kid in the cart begging for the bulk cashews I just bagged. But, I couldn't give them to her until we checked out, cuz you know, they charge you by the weight of the bag. So, I had to beeline it to the checkout sans unhealthy evening snacks.
And that is why, at 9:12 pm, my sweet husband (the baker of the house) is whipping up some of his famous chocolate chip cookies.
What else is new? Not much. That's why I haven't blogged. I have Starbucks news for you though. I don't know when it happened. Maybe in the last couple months or so? But, my drinks have been tasting mysteriously different. Like they are missing something. And last week I figured out what it was. On their espresso machine, a magnet read:
"Like many of you, we have switched to 2% milk"
Ahhhh! The horror! Why didn't they tell me? I enjoy every drip of fatty homogenized milk in my lattes thankyouverymuch. And can I just say, I am slightly annoyed that I now have to add two more words to my long drink order. I can just see them rolling their eyes at me as I spew out what I want:
Decaf Tall Whole Milk Americano Misto with Foam
And if I go thru drive-thru I have to get them to add the extras, so the order is even longer:
Decaf Tall Whole Milk Americano Misto with Foam, 2 Raw Sugars and a splash of Coffee Cream
Are you rolling your eyes? I know it sounds ridiculous, but trust me, you should go to Starbucks right now and try one, you really should. It won't disappoint.
you're hilarious. Love it.