Eva is not a dainty girl. She shovels food into her mouth until she chokes, she pushes older boys on the playground...and she poops in the tub.

This used to gross us out, but now we're used to it. It's happened more times than we can count. So, now instead of freaking out, screaming unrecognizable things to the other parent down the hallway, we have a system all worked out.

The parent in the bathroom calmly lifts the poopy child out of the tub, exclaims "poop" to the parent down the hall. That parent then comes in, towels down the child while the other parent empties the tub, pooper-scoops, disinfects, rinses, and fills it again.

Then we scrub her all over with more soap than you can imagine until she smells more like flowers and less like poop.