A couple months later, they started to sag. So, I went and bought some jeans in a size 7. I could still wear my other size 9'ers, but had to sport a belt.

Then, around Christmas, my size 9's started falling off and my size 7's were feeling ginormous. I thought it was my mistake for buying "stretch" jeans. I figured that they had stretched out over time, and I should just go buy more. But, omigoodness, I went shopping and fit into a Size 5!

Did I mention that I don't exercise or watch what I eat?

So, anyway, moving forward, a few weeks ago I fell in love with some stellar jeans at Le Chateau, but they only had them in a size 3. I decided to try them on for the fun of it, and to my shock! they fit. Unbelievable.

So, there you have it. My shallow, incredibly happy news. I am officially a size 3.